Sontaran

An ugly, irritating bastard with no neck.
They can be seen in call-centres located in Central Scotland.
Named after the alien race seen in the TV series 'Doctor Who'.

''That tosser is a Sontaran mongtard.
I hate the cunt's guts.''

by Abdul Um Bongo March 12, 2009

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Shontavia

Fine, cute, smart, and deadly. She can kill with her looks but the way she moves tells a story. Watch her body language it will tell you so much about her. She can seduce anyone that she wants with a simple movement. Shontavia is strong, beautiful, insecure, and may jump to conclusions.

Shontavia looks kind of down today. I think something is wrong.

Look, it's Shontavia, God I wish I were her! Shes beautiful!

by Night and I June 18, 2019

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THE SPONZA STICKER

To take a fruit by the foot, wrap it entirely around your penis and get engage in fellatio. While the girl is enjoying your succulent fruit phallus, you take it out, put it in her hair, and hump furiously until the fruit by the foot is stuck.

"Omg Jamie, why is your hair shaved off?"
"I got sponza stickered by Chris at the party last night..." THE SPONZA STICKER

by MFbabyKangaroos June 2, 2015

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spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the-blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by P September 1, 2008

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