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spong

a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!
bro lets fucking go home and get high!lets smoke it through that sweet spong you made
by sean morgan from nz yoda June 22, 2010
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sponge

verb. to mooch off of someone in a slick way usually by ripping them off in a business deal.

noun. a smooth individual who runs an illegimate company that profits by making deals that sponge others.
I must warn you. Don't sign a contract with him cuz he'll sponge off of you.
by D.Sponge December 1, 2002
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spong

A spong is a species of which is of a 'Spoon' and 'Mong' mixed. If you are one of these, you may have absolutely no hope in life. People affected by this fatal virus include Luke B, Saheel K and Lynn W. Lynn being the carrier of this monstrosity of a virus.
Hey, you spong!
I can't believe you did that u spong!
Luke you fuckin spong I cannot believe you did that!
by Dave Pollard October 9, 2006
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Sponge

The term "Sponge" refers to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob often shows many signs of stupidty, and simpleness.
The simple/stupid person normally performs an action which makes them look stupid, and their brain is useless.

When calling one a sponge, you are referring to their lack of intelligence.
"... You're such a sponge!"

"Only a sponge could get away with that"

"You sponge"

"You Sponge head!"
by MaManfie July 18, 2007
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sponge

Someone who soaks up the fun.
We had a great time until sponge showed up.
Chris?
Who else!
by Philippe Delorme October 15, 2007
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sponge

From "sponge bath" females in the Caribbean are expected to clean their privates before going to bed. Regardless of the circumstances--even when there is a hurricane, or some other natural disaster. It is expected that, although she does not have indoor plumbing, she must make provision for that obligatory "sponge"--such as collecting rain water.

Girls are trained very early on how to sponge. The focus is speed and efficiency. As a rite of passage are given their very own decorative plastic basins and are shown how to "sponge".
"Time to go and sponge, Mary."

"What happen-- you not sponging tonight? It's six o'clock..."

"You know I hear dat dese nasty women from England doe sponge?"
by setitstrate November 5, 2011
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Sponge

One who is able to absorb bullshit and will try to spread it on to others. Also is the definition of gay.
by The Tater tot slayer February 16, 2015
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