SpongeBob swear words

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)

Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016

Spongebong Hemppants

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.

Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!

by --- March 6, 2005

Spongebobble

The way the Japanese pronounce "Spongebob".

SPONGEBOBBLE!

by FlyingBison February 20, 2011

Ndilo Spongebob

Are you ready little boys?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!

Oh! Who lives on the barrier over the border?
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Annoying and white and short is he!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!

If cool drug deals be something you wish...
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Then get shot and flop like a fish!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Ready?

Gaige Gaige Forrest! Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Gaige Gaige... Forrest! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

The Ndilo Spongebob song.

by Nolqn69 March 7, 2017

Sad Spongebob Fail

An extremely stupid and sad fail, extremely far into a Catastrophic+ tower in JToH.

The best example of this, is when LiteratureDesk failed an incredibly easy jump on the final stretch of Citadel of Infinite Void.

Dude, I had a Sad Spongebob Fail on last jump of Tower of Vacant Hindrances..

by markeladerian August 1, 2023

Spongebob

An awesome little Sponge dude. Square. Yellow. Amazing. He lives in a Pineapple.

Dude did you see that episode of Spongebob last nite?
Yea!

by spongebob<3 February 22, 2012

spongebob feet

when engaged in walking and your shoes make a squeaking noise for every step you take

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak
Gerb- Whata hell is that noise?
Tiny- Nigga I got Spongebob feet, I need new kicks

by LasPlagas April 30, 2010