Sloppy snogging. Either while one or both people involved are drunk or just REALLY BAD at kissing and won't let go of your face with their face.
Girl1: Eh, he was so bad at kissing! I hate slogging.
Girl2: Hun, that's what happens after you give a lightweight too much gin.
Girl1: But he was cute!
Girl2: Well that's your mistake.
Girl2: Hun, that's what happens after you give a lightweight too much gin.
Girl1: But he was cute!
Girl2: Well that's your mistake.
by Teh Nibblorz April 25, 2009
Get the slogging mug.A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.
Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.
Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.
by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010
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Splerged - noun
The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.
Splerged - noun
The act of simply placing your penis in one's spouses' nose and ejaculating.
"DUDE! My girlfriend didn't want me to splooge in her mouth, but I insisted on Splurging in her nose.
by A black kid May 26, 2012
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Get the sploshing mug.A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 21, 2010
Get the Sploshing mug.A term popularized and perhaps coined by the creator of the webcomic called Oglaf. It is a sexual fetish of lodging yourself into objects, for example a wall or wood pile, or mattresses, and then wait for somebody to dislodge you.
Are you up for some slodging?
I don't know what that is.
The exact opposite of dislodging!
(Example taken from the comic strip)
I don't know what that is.
The exact opposite of dislodging!
(Example taken from the comic strip)
by sharookhan May 6, 2016
Get the slodging mug.the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.
So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.
by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008
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