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Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.
(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.
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Butt Spiral 

noun. Used to describe an unknown person who is in the process of f'in up. Often refers to miss behaving kids. See also butt pipe tard.
Re: kids misbehaving in a store while the parents do nothing.
"That tard better get them butt spirals under control."
Butt Spiral by MikeGV May 13, 2005

norway spiral

The act of receiving anal intercourse while performing autofellatio
...7 mai tai's later, we were in a norway spiral!
norway spiral by Nexan December 9, 2009

Neg spiral

The phenomenon that occurs when one falls into a deep chasm of emotional despair, which deeply affects ones whole outlook on life. The length of this condition can vary greatly, as some cases can last a matter of hours, while others are terminal.
Jack- Far out dude I am losing my mind!

Dicko- Are you still negging over that babe?

Jack- Yeah, I have descended into the biggest neg spiral.
Neg spiral by thekotz January 12, 2011

The Spiral

The point in which your mental decline goes from being linear, steady and constant, to exponential... like when a plane loses a wing and starts spiraling downwards. You either hit rock bottom or just die trying.
Alex: "Damn... he's in The Spiral."
George: "Yea, he won't be coming out anytime soon."
The Spiral by joe7030 January 18, 2018

'tard spiral 

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.
"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."
'tard spiral by Krispy Fressh August 19, 2008

anal spiral 

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.
Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral