Crippled Sparrow

A sexual position requiring 5 dudes and 1 chick. The chick has a dick in her ass, snatch, mouth, and 1 in each hand. The only person moving is the chick and it slightly resembles a writhing bird.

Me and 4 buddies of mine went to the whore house so we could give a bitch the crippled sparrow.

by Marc Rinke May 22, 2008

The Jack Sparrow

Placing your dick over the shoulder of a seated person in accordance to the placement of a parrot on a Captain's shoulder.

Joe: Yo dude! You see Bill over at his desk?
Bob: Yea, why?
Joe: Go over, and give him The Jack Sparrow.

Lt: Yo, did you get any ass last night?
Ac Money: Nah man, but I Jack Sparrowed the shit out of some girl.

by acmonehellz January 22, 2007

Jack Sparrow

My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.

Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003

jack sparrow

the best/worst pirate in the Caribbean.

Do you think {jack sparrow} plans everything out at first or makes it up as he goes?

by Whowantsabodymassage July 22, 2008

sparrow tits

A woman with particularly small and underdeveloped breasts.

Dude, she's got sparrow tits, I've seen bigger peanuts!

by gunduz February 23, 2006

Jack Sparrow

1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate

1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"

by deppths of johnny November 23, 2003

jack sparrow

the neatest,sexiest,funniest guy on earth

"but why is the rum gone"?

by eva guold October 05, 2003