by #fact checker December 31, 2019
Get the Scomo mug.Often used by ER patients or anyone lying to authority figures. An acronym for Standing On the Corner, Minding my Own Business. When you don't want someone to know what you've been doing or who you've been with when an event happened, it's the first thing to spring to mind. Frequently, SOCMOB also involves "some guy".
I was SOCMOB when a bullet happened to whiz by and catch me in the shoulder. Really. -Gang Member
There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
There I was, SOCMOB, and this brick just fell from a building and hit me on the head. -Drunken husband who tried his hand at masonry late at night and doesn't want his wife to think he's an idiot
by Evil Timmy July 16, 2008
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The Standard Oil Company of New York, S.O.Co.N.Y., or simply Socony, was one of thirty-four independent companies broken up from the monopoly that was Standard Oil, as ordered by the U.S. Supreme Court. Socony merged with Vaccuum Oil bringing about Socony-Vacuum. Later they changed the name to Socony Mobil Oil Company, then to just Mobil Oil Corporation. Finally, they merged with Exxon in 1999 into the current ExxonMobil.
Socony is the originating company to ExxonMobil.
by INXpeteR August 8, 2007
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by Kittykykat85 January 7, 2020
Get the Scomo mug.A style of Hawaiian pizza, that once it's in the oven, you just leave it to burn while you fuck off on holidays.
"Yo, why the fuck is this pizza burnt to a crisp?"
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
"Oh, that's a Scomo Pizza, it's named after the Australian Prime Minister."
by Rocky Homeboy Sanshizzle January 8, 2020
Get the Scomo Pizza mug.Slang for Southern Comfort (Preferably Black Label, or 100 proof) liquor. Available in 70 (white label) or 100 proof (black label).
A) Whats up?
B) Nothin, just drinkin on some SoCo
A) Yeah, that shit'll knock your dick in the dirt.
B) Nothin, just drinkin on some SoCo
A) Yeah, that shit'll knock your dick in the dirt.
by Claydolf Hitler January 22, 2004
Get the SoCo mug.Person 1: who is currently the Prime minister of Australia
Person 2: scomo
Person 1: we will have a new pm next week
Person 2: scomo
Person 1: we will have a new pm next week
by Qantas747400 November 16, 2018
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