by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
A person who you request a nonliteral "hit" from, in which the hitman/hitwoman goes on a person's social media and bullies them, hurts them, just because the requesting party doesn't like them or the victim has hurt them. Social media hitmen can also go after people with no request. If you have social media you should watch what you do in real life and post because these people are always on the prowl. They will catfish to be somebody they are not, or make a spam account such as "39389383983403943" and various other names.
Given the circumstances, John sent a social media hitman after me. They were sure bad for me to figure out who it was from.
by Coco Standley February 04, 2021
When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"
Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience
by Sexydimma June 03, 2021
A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
One who abstains from the lifeblood of the teenage generation, mostly by choice but may also be compelled to by parents
by Danisaurjumps January 30, 2015
a person who only shows his intelligence in attacking people's posts on social media; a ghost user who only comes alive to attack people on social media; a blind antagonist.
by PenKraft Mayowa October 14, 2020
Someone who posts pictures of elaborate objects via social media to impress those that may view even though they may not actually own it.
Did you see that Lambo that Cecil posted? Does he actually own it or is he playing social media millionaire?
by Motosaki410 May 14, 2019