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snowboard

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.
I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.
by Doge538 February 26, 2010
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Snowboarder

A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers.
Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks.
by //ME\\ alolahkoab December 28, 2005
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snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall
Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.
by Joe May 13, 2005
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snowboarder

one who sits on his or her ass on the hill or in the park, getting in the way. one who prefers to scrape all the snow off the mountain. Sits in the park just taking up space but never doing anything.
i took out anougher snowboarder today... it felt great
by WOOOOO January 21, 2004
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Snow Bear

Amrita's term for "Polar Bear" or ursus maritimus - the white, seal-eating predator located in the artic regions of planet Earth.
by Amrita's Shadow December 1, 2009
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Freestyle Snowboarding

freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.

Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.

Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.

jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.
Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can

Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules
by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006
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Snowboard

not a sport. it is a form of self-expression. skiing is a sport, it is organized, it is strict. snowboarding is not. STOP SAYING ITS A SPORT CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! ALL YOU POSERS OUT THERE I POSTED THIS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE CRAP DEFINITIONS FOR IT! AND SKIERS, DON'T HECKLE US AND WE DON'T HECKLE YOU! IN FACT IF YOUR RAGGING ON SNOWBOARDING, YOUR NOT EVEN A LEGIT SKIER!!!!!!
dude you see that kid huck that gnarly 7 on his snowboard?
by babarbard March 11, 2009
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