ham smuggler

an alternative name for an obese human; a fattie; a chunky person; one who is fat.

Person #1:"Man that is the fattest ham smuggler I have ever seen!"
Person #2"Yea man, he's like 50 times my size! What a fattie! Haha"

by Shawn B January 1, 2006

sausage smuggler

A girl or guy who likes people to perform anal sex on them.

All that girl likes is anal sex, she's a real sausage smuggler.

by appolonia December 15, 2008

cock smuggler

smuggler of the cock.

joe smuggled some cock into his asshole.

by pro-nun-see-a-shun May 27, 2003

Plum Smuggler

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

by Tad Turdlike February 14, 2006

Meat Smuggler

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

by Bruce B. January 20, 2009

bone smuggler

someone who likes recieving anal sex, not necessarily a homosexual, but more often than not!

Take a rest and relax, you fuckin' bone smuggler!

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 12, 2003

Banana Smuggler

1.) When you have an obvious boner in pants too small for you and it shows.

2.) When you wear pajamas from four years ago and someone notices your junk.

3.) When in a Co-Ed gym class, a girl bends over and you have to sit down to hide your massive erection.

1.) Banana Smuggler - "Wow. look at these pajama pants, they still fit!"

Step-Father - "Are you smuggling a banana?"

2.) Self explanatory

3.) Girl - " WoW! I dropped my phone" ( Bends Over )

Boy - Oh damn.... ( Sits down to hide boner )

by Ticklebottom March 7, 2010