holy smokey

Expression used to indicate surprise or astonishment. Similar to the coloquial, holy smokes, but with a twist of super gay.
by Ray Ray February 09, 2005
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smokey robinson

Slang for a tire that is in the act of peeling out in such a vigorous state that it is smoking profusely.
Hey man, was your girlfriend pissed after you got drunk at her sister's wedding?

Hell yeah! She took my keys gave my poor car smokey robinsons all the way home!
by Robin Masters November 23, 2010
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Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 02, 2011
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smokey joe

a man or lad that smokes excessevly in the binge style and takes 10 second pulls draining the cigerette/joint's life away leaving it shrivelled like a small prune.(the cheeks collapse whilst doing this)a smokey joe isnt actually a crack head who enjoys his cigerettes but a chav of a sort who craves coffin nails.
na aint got a light,but smokey over there has
by Willy~Wonka February 03, 2005
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The Smokey Hipster

The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.

This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
by MoonPye March 22, 2021
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Smokey Pancake

Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.
by RabbleRable October 16, 2009
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Smokey Oakey

The practice of vaping on your penis before intercourse.
"Hey Tom, I heard you gave Karen a Smokey Oakey last week!" said Phil.
Tom replied, "I love giving the girls a quick Smokey Oakey, Phil."
by banditnarrator March 09, 2018
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