Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

by Lakers12242003 March 20, 2009

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shitweld

the remains of a very healthy shit in the back of the toilet that won,t come off without a good scrub.

I had to shit so bad, I shitwelded the back of the toilet.

by martime July 26, 2005

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Made-up film director name. When a movie turns out so bad the real director doesn't want his name associated with the project they may use this name instead. Sidney Lumet, Dennis Hopper and Sam Raimi have used the pseudonym respectively.

"I can't believe my movie turned out so crappy, better slap Adam Smithee on the credits or else my career's over."

by Liquid Sky October 25, 2007

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