The resin that collects around the mouth-piece of a dirty, old bong and can sometimes get onto the lip/tooth of an unsuspecting victim.
"Rick alwayz attracts super-smeg on the bong, yo' fully gotsta clean the mouth-piece before you smoke out of it."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
"Hahaha. You jus' got harcore-smeg on your tooth from that cone."
by Diego September 09, 2003
putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling
I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
by Balls and Pimp Rew January 04, 2008
A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.
"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."
by Dr. Dummy December 14, 2005
Smeg Tossing is the act of taking the smegma in ones foreskin and shooting it into another's foreskin, and have your Tossing partner squirt it back into yours.
by Capn Dickhead March 30, 2015
a sexy group consisting of people from scotland, bulgaria and australia, they are extremely funny and should have grammys
by whos.orla October 21, 2022
April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.
I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.
by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020
A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool
by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022