Smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. They are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that's what you get for smegging faggot! To appease the scorpions you must masturbate at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. And trust me.. this hurts! By the way circumcised people CAN get them too... gutted.
by analex127 September 19, 2009
Get the Smeg scorpionsmug. putting smeg or knob cheese around a girls face as a crust and the busting a huge load in the middle to make the delicous filling
I just gave that girl the biggest smeg pie.
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
I made a nice smeg pie to serve to all who wants a taste
by Balls and Pimp Rew January 13, 2008
Get the smeg piemug. A carpenter's term for the accumulation of cobwebs, dust, cockroach carcasses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.
"That crawl space was so narrow I had to lie flat on my back and every time I moved I got a face full of joist-smeg."
by Dr. Dummy December 16, 2005
Get the joist-smegmug. Smeg Tossing is the act of taking the smegma in ones foreskin and shooting it into another's foreskin, and have your Tossing partner squirt it back into yours.
by Capn Dickhead March 30, 2015
Get the Smeg Tossingmug. A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool
by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022
Get the Caviar smegmug. a sexy group consisting of people from scotland, bulgaria and australia, they are extremely funny and should have grammys
by whos.orla October 21, 2022
Get the smeg’s groupmug. by SmegKing May 22, 2023
Get the Smeg Halomug.