When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.
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My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.
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A standard measurement of time, one slothin is equivalent to 36.4 seconds. This unit of time is used mostly with people who live along the North American east coast. A slothin is believed to be the amount of time it takes a South American three toed sloth to move 6 inches.
1.Sorry, im stuck in traffic, I'm going to be a few slothins late.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.
2.Where are you! You were supposed to meet my parents for dinner 30 slothins ago.
3.The next bus is in 45 slothins.
by Matty_Rays November 8, 2013
Get the Slothin mug.One who masters all characteristics and values of a sloth.
A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.
A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
A Sloth Master is usually slow, unwilling, angry, selfish, sleeps until late afternoon, is not up for more than 4 hours a day, is a big fan of self-engorgment, loves money, flirts often with no success and smells like a baby seal or even a sausage that has been left out for too long. A sloth Master also is a big fan of Sloth's and beleive in the prophecy that one day Sloths will rule the world.
A Sloth Master's habitat consists of a bed, TV, a refrigerator and perhaps a toilet if the Sloth Master has enough energy to get to it and use it.
Jones: Hey charlie do you remember that guy that hasent left his apartment for 5 years and then screamed for 2 hours at pedestrians that one day sloths will rule the world?
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.
Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
Charlie: Yea, then he got in a fight with a hobo because the hobo wasn't slow enough for his liking. What a Sloth Master.
Mum: Hey Bob it is 5pm get up!
Sloth Master: Mum i said dont wake me up early! Now get me some food now! Can't you see im wasting away?
Mum: What a lazy bastard.
Sloth Master: WHAT WAS THAT?
mum: i said ALL HAIL SLOTHS!
Sloth Master: thats what i thought you said, useless!
by Super Beast January 30, 2008
Get the Sloth Master mug.The noun Sloth, now means to be awesome. Sloth's are mammals located in South America in the Peruvian areas.
Sloths are really cool, they spend their days sleeping and then eat, they sometimes sleep for 20 hours a day.
The word Sloth, coincides with the word awesome. As both mean the same.
Sloths are really cool, they spend their days sleeping and then eat, they sometimes sleep for 20 hours a day.
The word Sloth, coincides with the word awesome. As both mean the same.
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Rob: "Oh that is so cool!"
Emma: "Don't you mean that it's sloth?"
2)
Joe: "I really want to be a sloth!"
Mike: "You're already awesome man!"
Rob: "Oh that is so cool!"
Emma: "Don't you mean that it's sloth?"
2)
Joe: "I really want to be a sloth!"
Mike: "You're already awesome man!"
by Bert961 March 29, 2013
Get the Sloth mug.When one human is having sex with another human, the top "the tree" will be on hands and knees while the "sloth" hangs limply with their legs wrapped around the trees trunk (waist) and their arms wrapped around the trees neck with clawed hands. (Tree can use one arm to hold sloth;tree does all the work, sloth does sloth like things)
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Kate hudson is THE slothslider
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