Sleeping

A gateway drug to being awake.

What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?

by zizzfest February 28, 2009

Sleeping with

Someone you are currently having sex with

She's been sleeping with her ex boyfriend again

by xxxgorexchickxxx March 6, 2015

sleeping up in the tree

verb.
Escape an enemy by any means necessary, like in this case - "sleep on trees" in order not to get seen, not to get focused in the line of sight of an enemy

"..Drunk like thieves, take it just like the breeze,
Now look at all the clowns there, sleeping up in the trees.."
© Warcloud - "Mad Axes"

by ghostrida October 14, 2005

sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive

Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!

by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021

sleeping dragon

A penis that, when limp, is embarassingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.

Yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and I'll show you it's a sleeping dragon.

by Madcat221 October 16, 2008

Sleeping Hippo

A turd left in the top tank of a toilet. Often undiscovered for weeks, leaving an unmistakable odour that no amount of air freshener can neutralize.

Liam hated his filthy, selfish housemates; so when he moved out he left them a sleeping hippo as a parting gift.

by Ice J February 27, 2010

Sleeping Realm Theory

A Kingdom Hearts fan theory that is pathetically inconsistent and does not match with lore, anyone who objects to it is a bitter SoKai shipper and or dudebro who has nothing better to do with their lives.

Person 1: Have y’all read the sleeping realm theory

Person 2: You mean that fanfic that does it’s absolute best to justify a crack pairing.

by Concept October 16, 2019