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Skypeian

Someone who is always on Skype no matter if its on their iPad,tablet,computer, or whatever. They hate any other video chat, but love using Skype.

Skypeians usually never sign out. They are ALWAYS looking for new people to video chat.
"Kim is always on Skype with Greg,she's such a Skypeian!"
by UndeadMorgan June 16, 2014
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skype train

This is when multiple males videochat with one female on any social media or videochatting platform, most frequently Skype
Man, me and my homies ran that Skype train with Lucy all night .
by El Nino Rojo May 26, 2016
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Skype the parents

Leaving a social gathering of friends early with your partner under the premise that you will be communicating to your parents via Skype when really, you are leaving to have intercourse.
Sorry guys, we need to go. Ariel and I will be Skype the parents.
by dogd February 14, 2017
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Skype Etiquette

The rules one must follow while Skyping, these rules however vary by generation. For instance those from the 80's and early 90's believe that forgetting you had a chat window open and leaving in-promptly to be ok and an honest mistake. Their parents generations IE the 40's and 50's have no grounds in instant messaging or talking via a webcam and believe that leaving while in the midst of a chat to be rude, probably because they are only chatting with one person. There are several other rules that vary by generation.
Mother: Why did you leave our skype chat? That's bad skype etiquette.

Son: Forgot we were chatting. What the hell's skype etiquette?
by JCasch March 10, 2009
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Skype

Skype is an easy to use, inexpensive VOIP program. I thought it was a great idea until one day I got thrown in a paddy wagon and criminally charged. Skype received a request from the cops and readily handed over some personal customer information. It would have been nicer if they had instead warned me, the customer, that my account was catching heat, but instead they were like fuck him, we'll hand it right over, ohh and we'll bill the sucker automatically on his credit card next year. As if I want to continue my skype service after you pricks hand over info to the cops without so much as a heads up.

Skype is probably best defined by the above example. They will take your money, shit on you, and then bill you for more of the service just to fuck with you. I hope this definition is voted highly so people can see how much this corporation cares about privacy. There was never any warrant issued for the release of my information from Skype. Please tell others that skype is a RAT.
I paid to use skpye, they recieved complaints from law enforcement in another country, and they send over my user info asap. Yup yup thanks skype. We'll remember that.
by itscheapertofuckpeopleover January 27, 2010
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skypetroduce

to introduce people (presumably friends) over Skype and similar webcam-utilizing programs
While you're away from college over break, you should skypetroduce me to that hot hometown friend of yours.
by Deseejay December 10, 2010
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Skype Dick

A person who is a huge dick on skype client
xSkate is a Skype Dick
by Voiceeee August 18, 2011
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