A whore that is so slutty and used up, she has past the term skeezer long ago. This woman gets pumped by practically every guy she comes in contact with. She really enjoys getting hit with a shot skeet in her face, then the guy will yell "SKEET SKEET MUTHAFUCKA." Often times, she is infected with so many STD's they can jump from her onto innocent bystanders without any sexual contact. The more "blahs" you put on the end of skeezer, the sluttier the girl actually is. For example, "skeezer blah blah"=slut, "skeezer blah blah blah blah blah"=stripper status slut. Skeezer blah blah's make up about 19% of all high school females.
Man that skeezer blah blah can't get enough dick. Look! Now she's hittin' on Father Muerfeld...and Sister Helena! What a skeezer blah blah blah blah!
by Platinum Pimp January 21, 2006
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when a girl gets all the fine guys and can handle her own, pimpin out all the fine male hoes.
Paris: I feel like macking on some skeezers today!
Phoenix: Girl who you telling...thats all i do!
by Amazingly_Fly89 December 16, 2010
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this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.
Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
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1. A group based in dunnellon florida that fishes for skeezers and gets crunk
by sft 993 January 14, 2010
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The correct term for someone who is a very promiscuous skank hoe, whom often turns tricks. It is commonly mispronounced as "trick ass geezer" by those who aren't educated in the subject of trick assness.
Yeah, Maria is such a trick ass skeezer...she always says trick ass geezer instead of skeezer!
by C Grizzy January 25, 2011
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A male or female that gets off on doing things that hurt or only bring u down
That skeezer used all my washing powder
by joeypuffsalotadope September 18, 2018
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