1) A conjoined pair yelling simultaneously
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)
2) (Colloq.) An occurance which is oft considered the apex of romantic pleasure, known in the medical parlance as a "simultaneous orgasm", in which both partners attain climax at the same moment. (From Siamese twins, referrencing the paired screaming and physical interconnectedness)
"How was your date?" Kathryn asked. "Oh!" Julie replied, "It was fabulous! We started the night with coffee, and ended it with a Siamese scream."
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When males' testicles or balls or gonads retract and shrivel. Sometimes due to cold or excitement but primarily in this case due to fear and anxiety.
Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.
Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.
Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.
Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.
She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?
"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"
"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"
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Friend: have you been doing any sideshtupping, or is this one serious?
Friend: have you been doing any sideshtupping, or is this one serious?
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In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.
In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.
Kelly suggested to Weston that they fire up a siamese spliff. He gleefully agreed. She finished rolling a joint as Weston tossed her a cigarette. They took turns taking deep drags untill the siamese spliff was no more.
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For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.
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