Shoving Brown

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.

I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!

by A Bastard July 20, 2006

shit shoving

A fetish where the feces of one lover is removed manually and spread, thrown, and otherwise used as a sex object. Proponents claim that the smell of "unborn" feces is a huge turn-on, and that it is loads of fun.

After getting bored with normal sex, my girlfriend and I turned to shit shoving to spice up our sex life.

by Chunky B April 19, 2003

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Hovering

When you are trying to get on with a job but insolent people, 'hoverer's' keep getting in your way.

Blanche: Hey I was using the oven!

Ken: gtfo! I was there first, now stop hovering!

by kurazoo April 25, 2009

snow shoeing

the act of cumming into a women's vagina and proceeding to stick your foot in her pussy and squish the gizz and pussy juice between your toes.

Dude was snow shoeing Brittany last night, and let me tell you it was some hotsnow.

by red chickens June 17, 2008

Shoeying

Male masturbation

Emily: Where is stewart?
Matthew: I think hes shoeying
Emily:....Oh stewart....

by Emilllyyy January 28, 2009

Hovering

When the douchebag in front of you orders at the bagel store, then just waits in front of the counter for his food instead of letting other people order.

Bar Down Ryan: Did you order?

Douchebag: Ya...

Bar Down Ryan: THEN STOP HOVERING ASSHOLE!!!

by Trap house BOP October 8, 2014