rocky shoelace

when you shit yourself while wearing a g-string

girl 1: why are you walking funny?

girl 2: i just had a rocky shoelace.

girl 1: eww you got a doody thong on?!?

by jay tay trev p5 November 18, 2009

autistic shoelace

A rather tiresome shoelace that refuses to tie, or stay tied, such as because the shoelace is autistic.

Bro I swear to god if this autistic shoelace unties one more time I'm gonna jump off of this god damn muthafukin bridge

by Autistic Shoelace April 18, 2018

Shovelface

Any Asian whose face resembles an upside down shovel.

Typically refers to Koreans.

See also: shovel face

Girl 1 and Girl 2 are driving down the road as a small white Hyundai cuts across 4 lanes and slowly merges in front of them...

Girl 1: God damn zipper head just cut me off.
Girl 2: That wasn't any ordinary zipper head. It was a shovelface.
Girl 1: How can you tell?
Girl 2: Their face is so flat, it looks like a shovel.

by Sue Kmai Wang January 15, 2006

Shovelface

Dan's farked up looking girlfriend.

Marissa is such a shovelface.

by Richard Cabeza May 24, 2003

shovelteeth

Plural form of shoveltooth.

"Everything's made by those shovelteeth now."

by Alexander "Alpha X-Ray" June 13, 2008

Sand Shoveller

When doing the dirty on the beach with the girl underneath, your balls swing back and fore in the sand shovelling sand up her ass!

Hey guys.... I got real lucky last night, took this girl to the beach and did the Sand Shoveller

by Randybasatad January 16, 2011

anal shoelace

Anal shoelace- when you grap a girls butthole and tie it in a knot

Joe-I anal shoelaces that girl all night. It was great.
Kyle-I know, right dude.

by Penis Cruncher October 12, 2016