The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.
Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!
Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!
by VaqueroSWC August 24, 2011
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"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of re-Smurfing this nation, the only way it's been Smurfed in Smurf for 221 years - smurf by smurf, smurf by smurf, smurfed smurf by smurfed smurf."
by Percy Bean February 23, 2009
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Get the Smurfing mug.Having loud, unprotected sex in a public toilet. Followed by a hand job on the way home in the back of the car, only to forget about the rear view mirror and finding out that the driver could see all of your antics.
Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009
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by Jelliott McOsco December 3, 2007
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Get the Shorting mug.A financial term of making money when the markets are red going down to a lower price.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.
by One World Anarchy November 16, 2020
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