Shifrin

A low IQ Russian Jew with a micro penis.

I hate going to Bars in Moscow. Full of Shifrins.

by Gene.gel October 29, 2019

schlifskeitis

A disease where constant snorts with snot and spit and nastys is the problem. It's usually very loud and usually breaks the silence in the middle of class. Common in reading teachers.

Person A: Wow! Our teacher did a huge snort last period.

Person B: Yeah, I bet the whole school heard it! I bet she has schlifskeitis

by james.watson May 14, 2009

graveyard shift

to work overnight, to work at midnight ending at sunrise.

i worked graveyard shift at fedex for 2 years

by skaterjack October 5, 2006

The Shift

The "Shift" is when a guy (sometimes a gal) goes from DFS to DFL. Sometimes it happens because he has been dating seriously and sees the long-term potential or possibly has experienced lovematism. Sometimes it happens because he is bored with superficial one-night-stands or FWB and wants to settle down with one woman.

The "Shift" is when a guy leaves the dateship boards the relationship.

Guy One to Guy Two: "Are you going through THE SHIFT? Stop that crazy talk about her being 'the one.'"

Susan to Jane: "Wow, he's so mature for his age to have gone through THE SHIFT."

by Love Linguist April 29, 2010

Shifting

Shifting is moving your consciousness to another reality.

It has been a part of religions for thousands of years and just because it's on tiktok does not.mean it is a trend

I am shifting to another reality

by Shifting June 13, 2021

Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!

Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”

by that reality shifter November 16, 2021

kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

by AndyOne October 26, 2007