Double fisted thigh slapper

A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.

Also called a DFTS.

Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.

Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.

by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019

Grease Slapper

Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.

Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.

by mikeverdill June 10, 2009

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

slapped the couch

To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.

With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.

by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007

Rat slapper

Someone that uses or creates surreal/cursed memes to an extent that it becomes part of thier character as a whole.

Person 1: that guy over there likes those weird internet jokes way to much
Person 2: Ikr, he's such a rat slapper

by M&M the raper October 10, 2020

Bitch Slapped

Getting hit across the face by the back of a persons hand, or getting slapped in front of a big group of people.

Zander called Miranda a witch and she bitch slapped him.

by Sami Tabbaa April 1, 2004

daap slapped

What happens when you attend the University of Cincinnati and have classes in DAAP. Daap slapping usually refers to when you get slammed with a bunch of work, you suffer hell through a crit., or when you loose sleep from doing DAAP work.

"I got daap slapped yesterday in my drawing class. 20 renderings due by tomorrow."
"Have you seen the rest of our class? Did they all get daap slapped, or what?"

by every daaper January 24, 2009