Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020

Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.

Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.

by N Made July 25, 2023

Clanker Shanker

A person who is prejudice against and therefore damages or destroys AI/robots.

Did you hear the feds are investigating a Clanker Shanker in San Fransisco? They bought one of those new robots just to throw it off the Golden Gate Bridge.

by KATS_Enthusiast_Orl_FL April 7, 2026