shize

To be selfish, or hoard things for yourself.

You're a shizer, give me some of that food.

by blal October 12, 2008

Shize sandwich

A sandwich mainly comprised of human feces or shit that gay men tend to snack on during intense sexual intercourse with other men when in times of high frequency pleasure.

Bob and I had two delicious shize sandwiches for a midmorning snack the other day, although they are high in calories, they pretty darn irresistible.

by Dwight D. Shizenhower October 8, 2009

Shizen

It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason

"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."

by Bleh November 5, 2004

shize

1.an expression of dissatifaction; 2.nickname for someone named Shawn; #. another way to say shit.

YO Shize!!
AW SHIZE!!!

by SHIZ-MATIC February 4, 2004

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

shizhi

An annoying asian man with a small dick who does not know how to do math

Oh My god ! Dont get too close to him. He's a Shizhi

by Realdefinition.com July 1, 2017

shinehead

1. A tard who walks around asking chicks for help with their homework. They can be seen a block away by their shiny bald head.

2. When a chick licks the top of a dude's penis to make it nice and shiny.

"Hide here comes that shinehead"

by Andrew February 13, 2004