Shite

a verb (to shite) meaning to take a good quality shit that sits at the perfect halfway point between diarrhea and constipation.
Past tense: Shited
Present tense: Shite
Future tense: Will Shite

I just Shited. Yay.

Shite by boneballs May 11, 2026

Shite 

Rangers fc

Rangers FC = shite

Shite by Rangers are shite July 4, 2025

Shité 

ONLY TO BE USED WHEN INSULTING THE FRENCH

"YO FRANÇOISE YALL BETTER GET YOUR SHITÉ TOGETHER"

Shité by jimins wifeu October 10, 2018

Shite Madburger 

Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg

"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.

Shite Madburger by Jon Beech September 16, 2008

Shite bag 

A wimp, similar to Paulson Paulson.

Yer a pure shite bag.

Shite bag by aPaulson July 25, 2020

Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

Shite Alight by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010

Shite Hart Lane 

Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.

"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"

"Why not? Another easy three points"

"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.

Arsenal fans in the away section

Shite Hart Lane by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009