Shite 

Rangers fc

Rangers FC = shite

Shite by Rangers are shite July 4, 2025

Shite

a verb (to shite) meaning to take a good quality shit that sits at the perfect halfway point between diarrhea and constipation.
Past tense: Shited
Present tense: Shite
Future tense: Will Shite

I just Shited. Yay.

Shite by boneballs May 11, 2026

Shite

Middle English word for shit. Used in Northern Britain (and Ireland). See link at wiktionary.org

Common root as Scheisse in German, modern German changed the t sound in words to s sound circa 1000ad.
Does not originate in Scotland or Ireland though widely used there.

(In Geordie) hadaway and shite man (translates as please go away, old chap)

Shite by Hadawaygeordie September 15, 2026

Shité 

ONLY TO BE USED WHEN INSULTING THE FRENCH

"YO FRANÇOISE YALL BETTER GET YOUR SHITÉ TOGETHER"

Shité by jimins wifeu October 10, 2018

Shite Madburger 

Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg

"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.

Shite Madburger by Jon Beech September 16, 2008

Shite bag 

A wimp, similar to Paulson Paulson.

Yer a pure shite bag.

Shite bag by aPaulson July 25, 2020

Shite Alight

The old turd in a burning bag trick, when the unfortunate householder stamps out the flaming faeces, the assembled throng sings out "Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight" to the tune of Desmond Dekker & The Aces "Israelites"

Oooooh ooooh Shite Alight

Shite Alight by Bruning down the scouse December 4, 2010