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Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and has to have a girl hold her thumb in his asshole every night to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the shit comes, the girl feels it on the tip of her thumb and they rush to the bathroom together. After sitting on the modified toilet and she pulls out her thumb, she then lets him or her suck the shit off the tip of the thumb.
Samsheer is such a shitsucker!

Yeah! He totally doesn't have a sphincter!
by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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Shitsucker

When someone lacks a sphincter and requires a girl to hold her thumb in his asshole every night as he or she sleeps to prevent shit from flowing all over the bed. When the girl feels shit touch the tip of her thumb, they rush to the modified toilet. As she retracts her digit after he sits the shit flows into the toilet and she lets him suck the shit off the tip of her thumb.
He is such a shitsucker!
Yeah! He totally lacks a sphincter.
by Leenoy October 24, 2018
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shitsicle

When u take a shit, wrap it saran wrap and freeze. Then make ur her pound out with it.
Made my girl a shitsicle this morning while reading the paper.
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I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.
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