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Overrated Shipping 

When an ordinary or rather lame couple from a fandom is annoyingly shipped hundreds of thousands of times by everyone.
"Seriously, everyone thinks James and Isabella are the perfect couple, but they're just an overrated shipping," said Jane.

Space Shipping 

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.
"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"
Space Shipping by Brad McBro June 17, 2016

classmate shipping 

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes
person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever

infinity plus shipping and handling 

Infinity plus shipping and handling is similar to infinity plus one. It stems from the idea that everything has shipping and handling tacked on when ordered.
"Does anybody know what's larger than infinity?"

"Nothing"

"No, infinity plus shipping and handling"

"WTF?"
Word of the Day on June 10, 2005

Spite shipping 

Spite shipping is the supporting of a ship to divert a character from interfering with your OTP (one true pairing).

For example, fans of the IchiHime pairing in Bleach often support the RenRuki pairing for that reason alone. If Rukia dates Renji she can't date Ichigo. Hence Rukia can't pose a threat to the IchiHime ship (Ichigo X Orihime).

This kind of shipping is totally nonsensical, since it often ignores what actually happens in a story. And an author is really not going to change his/her mind just because of some delusional fangirls.
IchiHime fan: I really want Rukia and Renji together!

Normal fan: But the guy kidnapped Rukia, and she hasn't even shown any sign afterwards of being romantically interested in the him at all.

IchiHime fan: As a shinigami Rukia should only date dead people. And Ichigo should only date people who are alive!

Normal fan: Aren't you forgetting that Ichigo is a shinigami and that his soul chain has been severed by Urahara? And aren't you forgetting that his father is a shinigami as well?

IchiHim fan: Stop being so mean.

Normal fan: Huh? I'm just asking some genuine questions. But if you can't give me a valid reason based on the manga why RenRuki is going to be a canon pairing, I have to assume you're spite shipping.

Anti-shipping 

Anti-shipping is an ideology opposed to conventional methods of delivery. People who believe in anti-shipping are called anti-shippers.
Person 1: "Hey, I found a first pressing of The Beatles! Would you like me to send it to you with FedEx or USPS?" Person 2: "I am anti-shipping! I would walk 500 miles - and I would walk 500 more- just to be the man who picked up the item locally and said f*** you to sleazy postal services!"