ball shifter

A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.

They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.

by Mr Ball Shifter May 5, 2018

Shifter

A shifter is a player in Counter Strike: Global Offensive who continuously presses the shift key without ever letting go of it. As a result, a shifter is always far behind his teammates and not useful in a B rush situation.

Why are you still in t spawn? Are you being a shifter again, BigFoot?

by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021

A Lucid Shifter

Someone that has either never touched grass, or is outrageously racist.

1: Hey dude, did you hear about (random info)?
2: Shut up
3: didn't know you were a Lucid Shifter

by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022

Shifter

A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!

Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”

Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”

Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”

by Don_Juicy April 5, 2018

Arabian gear shifter

The act of using a males penis as a gear shifter whilst making car noises with your mouth.

That girl last night was amazing! she gave me the best arabian gear shifter...

by tasmanian tickler May 29, 2025

Shifter

A shifter is a Counter Strike: Global Offensive player who continuously presses the shift-key and never lets it go. As a result, this player is always slow walking far behind his teammates and is definitely not helpful in any "rush b" strategy.

Why are you still in T-spawn? Are you being a shifter again, BigFoot?

by Kyle7000 June 8, 2021

Non-shifter

A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.

person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."

by the girl who shifts January 25, 2023