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Taylor Swifted

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.
Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.
by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009
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Shafted

To get kicked, thrown or somehow dropped into an elevator shaft.
"Man you totally shafted that fool"
"Yeah I pushed him down the elevator"
by Sparty Junior February 12, 2009
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Shitted up

When one cannot keep their house or property clean and neet.
Just look at the Smith's yard, it's all shitted up from the crap they drag home from yard sales.
by Honey5683 April 8, 2016
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stick shifter

A stick approximately 8 inches long and 3/4 inch in diameter, with a gradual taper at one end of about two inches whose primary function is to replace the index finger actuated shifting mechanism in a planetary rear hub English 3-speed bicycle shifter. The tapered end of is placed between the shifter arm and the rear axle and can be moved up or down to shift the gears.
The shifter cable on the K-mart brand three-speed was frozen from years of non-use, thus requiring a stick shifter for changing gears.
by John Bigboote October 2, 2005
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Shifter

One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?
Me: Hey. Whats up?
You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.
by MBequalsHeart November 17, 2005
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Shafted

Being screwed over or thrown under a bus by one you once trusted. Left with a deep feeling of being wronged.
Hutchison Ports Australia shafted their workforce by sacking 97 staff at their Sydney and Brisbane terminals by email at midnight.
by Steven Dore September 16, 2015
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shited

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006
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