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Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.
I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."
by GregCardinals October 30, 2007
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Swedish Shifter

In Sweden it is required to learn and test out in a manual transmission car for your license. So Swedes are quite proficient with handling sticks while driving. To receive pleasure while performing vertical stroking hand to genital contact (hand job) while driving is also referred to as a Swedish Shifter.
Dude Sofie gave me a fucking banging Swedish Shifter. I came for a mile on the highway.
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Stifler

A movie jerk who is... jerkily lovable! Played by the adorable Seann William Scott. He is a lacross jock and I hate lacross. The best quote is 'I'm gonna rock out with my cock out/I'm gonna hang out with my wang out."
Stifler is... hot?
by ScribbleDibble September 14, 2003
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Chris Shiflett

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
by RedHotFoo September 22, 2008
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bored shitless

Recurring symptom from a 9-5 office job. Affected employees find themselves mindlessly wandering to the bathroom, only to sit dumbfounded on the toilet as nothing comes out.
Employee 1: Dude, are you okay? You're going to the bathroom a lot.

Employee 2: Don't worry, it's safe in there. I'm just bored shitless.
by credmond12 August 3, 2012
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Shilee

A strong kindred spirit. Kind hearted. Derived from the name Shirley.
Despite her adversity, Shilee's a fighter, she can overcome any obstacles.
by Melissa. Shilee October 4, 2010
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shilelagh

A type of cane, club, weapon, or walking stick associated within Ireland. Often times men can use this term as an excuse to indirectly reference their dick or cock region, gooch area etc. to subliminally ask them if they would like to have sex with you.
"Would you like to touch my shilelagh?"
-Grandfather of Bono from U2

"My shilelagh is so hard right now could you help me work it in?"

"Stroke my shilelagh for me will ya?"

"I've never seen a captain hook shilelagh like that before! Wanna try it out?"

"You've been through so many shilelagh's Jill maybe you should try mine out!"
by Johnnydown April 22, 2009
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