boner shark

The erect penis of a sleeping male. Such named because someone sleeping with said male may get repeated poked with said erect penis as the male moves in his sleep, resulting in a feeling of getting attacked by a very small shark.

Marten is such a restless sleeper... he kept me up all night with his boner shark.

by PohTayToez May 5, 2009

Shark nurse

A nurse whose sole intent in life is to bag herself a rich doctor.

"A handsome med student like you better watch out for the shark nurses!"

by Fuddler May 3, 2013

Sharkization

Someone who is very fond of sharks.

You are a real sharkization.

by KingWillVIII July 4, 2017

Shark Underworld

shark underworld is the shark to the underworld you gotta be like a shark when your in the underworld.

Example: Your shark underworld aint like mine .

by TerritoryShark July 21, 2021

pleat shark

an erection found within the depths of an office workers pleated pants (typically chinos) this specific erection is not an advanced chubby, this is THE REAL DEAL, a major obvious erection

well my day was immeadiatly ruined by my boss's pleat shark he got after the new inturn bent over to fix her shoe.

by victorzarnowitz4563 May 16, 2009

Status Shark

a person who has to comment on everything on facebook even if they do not know you.

man that guy is a status shark.

by Chode45 July 4, 2010

like a shark

Possessing Awesome Power, Speed, Skilled Precision, Quick Wit, and/or Cunning.

Like a Shark, Joey Chestnut beat down Takeru "Tsunami" Kobayashi in the greatest contest on earth.

Gorby has crazy mic experience, like a shark.

by AF of Des Moines November 22, 2007