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Shalom

She is a cool gal, with a Rockin 'tude. Not only is she the biggest widgee you'll ever meet, but she just has a radical personality in general. Wanting to befriend of date the coolest person ever? Then she's your gal.
"Shalom is really funny"
by ShomeoneZ November 21, 2021
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Nick is jewish so he says shalom gahoom
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Shalom gahoim

Nick is jewish so he says shalom gahoim
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Shalom

A really kind and pretty girl who is very hot and catches people eye a lot. A perspn who is very cool and creative, and has a great sense of style. A real smartass but to afraid to tell her friends because she thinks they will judge her. Know when to stop and she overthinks. Drop dead gorgeous inside and out tho.
"omg look she is so pretty!"
"oh shalom? where?"
by grace.yayayaya November 23, 2021
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Shalom believes in Judaism therefor he is the walking definition of autism
shalom: I AM A RETARD
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Hey! Shalom! How are you doing?
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Shalom Alechem

"Shalom Alechem" a way of greeting a gentleman with glory and respect. People try greeting others by saying things such as: What's up, what's good, whats cooch. But the ONLY right way to greet a sir properly is:

Step 1. Shake hand firmly

Step 2. Smirk slightly
Step 3. "sighhhhh... Shalom Alechem"

If the sir approves, he will reply by saying: "Malache Hashalom"

And if they don't reply by saying "Malache Hashalom" they probably have a very small dick.
So small that you can't even see it with a microscope.

(Studies show that people who don't say "Shalom Alechem" are usually cat-owning liberals, filthy democrats, or gay activist)
Scenario 1:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben you fine gentleman"
Ben: "Malache Hashalom Johnny my dear sir"
(both raise wine glass gracefully)

Scenario 2:
Johnny: "Shalom Alechem Ben"
Ben: "fuck you nigger"
Johnny: "ok"

and again if they don't reply by saying Malache Hashalom, they're most likely attracted to dudes
by Johnnymizrahi December 20, 2023
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