faggy shaggy

When a male receives an erection inside a shower full of men.

Wrestler 1 " Hey, I think someone's poking me!"

Wrestler 2 " I think it's just your imagination."

Wrestler 1 (turns around) "NO IT'S NOT! YOU HAVE A faggy shaggy!!!!"

Wrestler 2 " Look, I can explain this..."

Wrestler 3 " There's nothing to explain you got a faggy shaggy!"

Wrestler 2 (running out of shower, crying) "What gives you the right to judge me?!?"

by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

Shaggy Rogers

Shaggy Rogers is a all powerful being having been the one to kill god he also demands a virgin sacrifice everyday. Even at one percent power his gaze can kill you

Fred: Dude did you hear the all mighty Shaggy Rogers killed god
Daphne: Seriously!

by Tabby.T.Rex February 1, 2019

shaggy chad

When you shave your pubes pre-sex and sprinkle them on her as youre cuming.

My girlpriend and I were going at it, luckily i was ready to shaggy chad

by tommy dog November 19, 2010

shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

shaggy basket

a nasty droopy cunt.
also can be a adjective to desrcibe a person who acts like a nasty cunt

Chris is a shaggy basket for parking in the back of the damn parking lot when it rains!

by The Great Highcockski January 3, 2005

shaggy rogers

balls that look like they have goatees

"Do you need a comb for your shaggy rogers"

by frodobagsme88 May 22, 2006

Shaggy Soldier

A self-growing uncircumcised penis.

The hairy shaggy soldier may grow around 3 to 9 inches in height.

by berrics808 November 23, 2019