Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 5, 2010

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sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.

Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!

by Cathi Robertson August 19, 2008

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seperation

This occurs in most relationships when the bitch won't shut the fuck up.

See "Freedom".

Oh Praise the allmighty pimpslap, as it provided this man with his well earned peace, quiet, and seperation from his ho.

by J-Hoax July 23, 2010

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sexpiration

Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.

You'll know sexpiration when you experience it but not before.

by Grandpa Roy April 28, 2014

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sexspiration

Anything that inspires sex or sexy, erotic thoughts.

Marian sends sexspiration to her boyfriend every afternoon with naughty texts and pictures.

by mg8069 May 17, 2014

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sexoration

A type of dating scam which involves exchanging pictures and videos with a target. Then blackmailing them later in return for money or some other type of currency.

Works directly with Catfish, as the shared pictures are usually ripped from elsewhere. Also similar to Ransomware in impact.

She contacted out the blue, it felt like it was for sexoration

by cubicgarden June 27, 2016

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