shelby woo

(v) Originates in children's television show "The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo."

1. Betrayed or hurt; screwed or fucked (shelby wooed).
2. A threat of violence or damage.

1. Man, you fuckin' shelby wooed me!

2. Swear to God, I'm gonna shelby woo your shit so hard.

by Lambnesio September 18, 2008

Shelby

Is a fucktastic beautiful girl who manages to make me smile when I'm down, you'll never meet anyone like her, keep her with you for the rest of your life. You won't regret it. PS she's not a slut

See Shelby over there she's fucktastic

by Kyzester March 29, 2015

Wet Shelby

A girl who masturbates more than once a day consistently.

"I asked my girlfriend how often she masturbates, turns out she's a Wet Shelby."

by fabian_6969 December 21, 2006

Shelby June

An incredibly amazing woman who is soft and kind-hearted; don't let that hard exterior fool you! She'll make you laugh for days and give you the best hug in the world.

Shelby June is so cool; I wish I could be her!

by Jessycena February 8, 2010

Shelbyville Shout

To sit on your roof in a lawn chair wearing only your underwear and scream at the top of your lungs.

I tried to get some work done, but couldn't focus with my white trash neighbors doing the Shelbyville Shout.

by David S. Pumpkins October 26, 2016

Sebbygee

Refers to one being a sad emo boy/girl. Listens to XXXTentacion songs on loop, often feels frustrated with the pressures of society , and so, takes frustrations out by punching walls and watching American sit-coms (e.g Friends). Hates dark humour as offensive jokes weaken their will to live. Sebbygees like to hide their dark sides by spreading an aroma of happiness. BUT demand that they be repaid often through sexual favours (e.g hugging). Keeps friends close but enemies closer. They will often return and seek for advice and wisdom from those who have wronged them in the past (sometimes referred to as "battered housewife syndrome").

Female: "Hey, thanks for helping me with my homework last night. That was very sweet of you. :)"
Male: *unzips trousers* "succ time!"
Female: "WTF man, you're such a Sebbygee!"
Male: "Bu...Bu....But I was nice to you, I deserve to be repaid. 0w0"
Female: "I don't think so loser!"
Male: "whatever, whore!" *plugs in earphones and begins to punch the pavement*

by DatBoiRoi April 17, 2019

briseida selay

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. This is the type of girl you want as a girlfriend, she's silly and goofy! Gots lots of haters but she slays them all. She's a very hard girl to get at. Feel lucky if she becomes yours

OMG she's such a Briseida selay, Ima cuff her!

by Maria nana May 9, 2016