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Seeking the Heat

An innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. Throught the Blind Roballo's preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. Although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks "cavities", it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards sexual freedom.
-"Hey Shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?"
-"Sure, I listened to the Blind Roballo's will... he was irrationally seeking the heat"
by Rodrigo Vinicius Dufloth January 12, 2009
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Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007
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cookie-seeking

The behavior of seeing praise or reward for not being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. The annoying tendency of allies in struggle to seek attention for themselves, simply for not acting like an asshole.
Stop cookie-seeking, we know you went to the protest.
by NLu November 25, 2014
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seeing double

what happens when you get drunk as hell. Either can happen before you pass out or even when you wake up after passing out. Just depends on some people.
"Damn dude I was so fucked up I was seeing double last night."
by Cory June 13, 2004
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Chrysler Sebring (2 door)

The only Sebrings that Chrysler made, that were actually good. Starting in 1995 and ending in 2005, these select few were the only nice thing to ever have the name Sebring on it.
by Captain Mopar May 11, 2011
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attention seeking slut

A.S.S. - Attention seeking sluts.

They will stop at nothing to get others to notice them.

Usually spotted wearing low V-neck shirts, short shorts, cheer shorts, lots of makeup, overdone hair, and usually jewelry.

Can be any age from twelve to sixteen.
Originally made up to describe school cheerleaders in middle and high school.
Person One: That cheerleader is such an attention seeking slut!
Person Two: You mean A.S.S. right?
by DanielleLikesYouPeople October 26, 2010
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