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North Vista Secondary School 

F***cking lame school that has diifferent timetables for odd and even weeks which is f***cking troublesome. Wearing uniforms on Mondays is ok but NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A COLLAR BADGE TO PUT ON. Why must be so troublesome uniform need collar badge one. If you are looking forward to go to a secondary school that gives you advantage of letting you have your phone whole day, don't come to NVSS. Every morning there's a phone box with envelopes to put your phones in. NOT EVEN RECESS OR BREAK U CAN USE. Not gonna force juniors not to come NVSS, but if you hate all these, you won't like secondary school life here. Don't make the wrong choice like I did
Junior: I want to go North Vista Secondary School next year so that I can see you everyday!
You: Don't go my school lah there not nice one

St Hildas Secondary school 

St hildas secondary school is the joyous unification of nuturing amazing volleyball teams and gang recruitment. Weekly ambulance and police visits are a must
I went to St hildas secondary school and soon after constantly posted on my ig stories if anyone wanted to buy vape

Deyi Secondary School

A school where XMMs are always taking photos in the toilet and YPs thinking they have a massive fanbase, its also where you can find teachers being toxic to other classes students which is very professional
You: I love deyi secondary school, me: i doubt so

Hove park secondary school 

A fucking shithole that needs to be closed down
Jimmy said “hove Park secondary school is a fucking shithole,it needs closing down. Don’t know why anyone would come here.”

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School 

Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School, also known as ‘OLMC’, is a secondary school located in the district of Meadowvale in Mississauga, Ontario. Like many high schools, there is a super wide variety of personalities of students and it seems there’s an overwhelming amount of kids who overuse Toronto slang. Our hockey teams are pretty damn solid, as we’ve had some current and former NHL players come from Carmel, we produced one or two members from Billy Talent, we recently had one of our students pour her drink down a mailbox and it put her on the news, and the caf cookies are like crack... well, used to be. The teachers are pretty dope, unless we’re talking about the short, middle aged tech design teacher who people think is gay (not gonna say names. If you went to the school, you should instantly know who I’m talking about). Overall, the school is a little waste with a little taste.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School
Student 1: *in the head* yo why couldn’t this mf just say Carmel?

Riam Road Secondary School 

Riam Road Secondary School is a Chinese Independent School in Miri, Sarawak. Even though it is a CIE school, hardly anyone in it takes the UEC which makes the school quite a shammmm. Teenagers who come here get high on the weekends because there is a culture of avid drinking and partying! Over the past 10 years, 5 girls have gotten pregnant from Riam School because there isn't any Sex-ed here since it is still a taboo to speak about it even though the CEO; Dato' Dr. Fong Onn Min jokes about it all the time. The CEO is also a FWB with his ACEO Mrs. Chan which is pretty cool in the 21st Century. However, The school prides itself for having one graduate who is now studying in Oxford University in the UK. If you do want to make a mark in the world and shout slogans like "If you want, you surely can" for 5 continuous years, feel free to Admit yourself to Riam School! You'll regret the decision for quite some time until you meet a hot gal here!
Sup bro, where you goin after Primary 6( 7th grade)?
"Im goin to Riam Road Secondary School"
going there to get laid and flunk your SPM(O levels/GCSE)?
"hell yea"