Scrumble

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is

Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble

by Thorbob380 June 3, 2020

scrumbee

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.

Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time

by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020

pimp scrum

When 2 or more pimps battle over who gets to manage one of their 'employees.' These interactions are often in public (on the corner), heated, with the pimps in close proximity to each other, and might even result in an altercation, a la a rugby 'scrum.'

Did you see the pimp scrum last night?! There must have been at least 3 pimps battling out on the corner about who gets to manage Trixie. I bet her price just shot up!

OR

The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.

by bambalou December 23, 2010

Scrumdiddleumpcious

1:To express the joyness in ones mouth after eating something outrageous in this world.

2:To describe

3:Explaing ones feelings to a bird.

4:Roberts 3rd cousin.

1.That was a Scrumdiddleumpcious ride.

2.Wow mom your spanish spinich was Scrumdiddleumpcious may I have 2nds?

3.The weather today is simply Scrumdiddleumpcious

4.Did you find the Scrumdiddleumpcious to number 5 on our homework?

5.Does this make my butt look Scrumdiddleumpcious?

by Sir Oreos November 18, 2004

scrumdiddlyumptious

When you are either drunk or high and eating something so fucking good

oh shit man, after that rip, these nachos are scrumdiddlyumptious

by De La Ris April 1, 2017

scrumdidlyumptious

The name of a candy bar in the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." If used now, most likely refers to something being wonderful and/or delicious.

Last night I spiked the punch. Unfortunately, it was not as scrumdidlyumptious coming up.

by Lazlow84 May 10, 2006

Scrumble

A rumbling in your scrotum

Hey man, this dance club's speakers are so loud that they are giving me a scrumble. Now I have the weirdest boner.

by Lord Shmekel November 17, 2011