Scranton

City in Northeastern Pennsylvania

I live in Scranton.

by Ninabean July 24, 2015

scranton

second safest...haha very funny. Crime hasn't been reported within the city limits in 12 plus years, as apart of the ex-mayor James P. Connors attempt to cover up drastically high numbers of violence and drug trafficking. He started covering it up in order to not lose state grant money from Harrisburg to fund the police department. Currently cops are being sourced from other cities to help combat a recent surge in crime that has plagued the area because of the resurrected heroin trade. So, safe, nahh, not really. Bad and hard, maybe a little bit, no more than anywhere else. Scummy, dirty, filthy, and low quality of life definately describe it. Heading down a path of destruction, most definately!

It seems to me Long Island boy suffered from a beatdown or mugging in Scranton, otherwise the nigga wouldn't be so damn offended. It's a shame when you claim to be hard and you're from Long Island, it's not even New York. You probably were robbed and beaten and had to leave because crackheads were harrassing you. If you were as gangster as you claim to be, you would realize Scranton is a goldmine for New York drugs....ask 50 Cent

by spool April 14, 2005

scranton

Scranton in no way compares to NEW YORK, people who think they are hard that live in scranton, need to take a trip to ny and see how it goes...Long Island is def apart of ny, its that upstate shit that doesnt count. The only thing to do in scranton is get drunk. what kind of place has clubs that close at 2 am, come to ny the night doesnt even start till then.

" I am from scranton and my entire closet is filled with clothes from Walmart "

by JojO D October 2, 2005

university of scranton

Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.

I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.

by poonmoney April 11, 2009

spraint

An injury to the wrist or hand that can be attributed to excessive masturbation. Really only noticeable if someone is wearing a cast - likely they will attempt to attribute this injury to something else though.

(Like we believe things like "carpal tunnel syndrome" are real. As if.)

She had a cast on her right wrist and when the spraint was identified, she wasn't impressed. Nice girls don't do that, you know.

by LucasDavenport June 28, 2007

spraint

a ghizetto failure to perform a succesful sprint

when a black man wanna sprint, but he cain't, that bitch ass ho's a mothafuckin spraint yo. dam that sux to be him

by tupaco March 8, 2005

scranton

richie, you probably lived in a welfare townhouse, nothing to be proud about, you probably had to come from NY to scranton to run away from the police for your drug pushing, bc you sound like you dont have much of an education, im from NY and you give us a bad name you welfare public housing living living off the gov't white trash scumbag...ur pathetic

boys from scranton are pretty boys, girls from scranton are beer sluts

by lala January 5, 2005