scousers

scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!

n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P

nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol

whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!

SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!

LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!

SAYINZZ:
runnin rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!

GOO SICK !

SCOUSERS RULE !

by CHARLOTTE&&ELLE January 05, 2008

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Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money

"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"

Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"

Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"

Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"

by Reeviero March 23, 2008

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people from liverpool. A scouser is usually very nice and welcoming

I'm a scouser and im proud of it

by MrPlastikman November 19, 2016

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scouseritis

Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.

" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!

by TweenieGirl November 11, 2011

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