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scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.
Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"
by cagedape March 17, 2012
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scorching my scrotum

basically means someone is pissing you off or cramping your style
by superfly3789 April 11, 2011
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Scorched Earth Villain Era

When you've entered your villain era so hard you go scorched earth, leaving a trail of bruised egos and broken hearts behind you.
Derik: I've got so much confidence lately, and I can't tell where it's coming from.

Jay: You've broken 4 hearts this week alone. I think you just entered a Scorched Earth Villain Era!
by LeGiBehTeQuoIx May 31, 2023
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You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.
Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""
by Christian Guy January 21, 2008
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scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey
Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.
by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009
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Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2
Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.
by Mr. Mundie April 6, 2021
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