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schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

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I have about schmeven cans of beer left in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on Myspace.
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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schmeventy

"Sh-mev-en-ty"
A number, it's Seventy, give or take Seventy (so anywhere between zero and one hundred & forty).
0 ≤ Schmeventy ≥ 140

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I have about schmeventy miles left of fuel in my car.
I drank around schmeventy shots last night at the party.
I was sent schmeventy reels by my friend on Insta last night.
by Formalis September 6, 2025
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