Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.

"I heard Hayden saxophoning"

"What the fuck"

by SirBlameson December 4, 2021

saxophone

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.

"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"

by zz no face March 15, 2025

falto-saxophone

Another term for fault

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!

by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021

Saxophone solo

The act of gargling seamen

My Girfriend asked if she could practice her saxophone solo with me

by Whdjxhcsncdljfdmfnemu December 7, 2018

Saxophone

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.

Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.

by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019

Saxophone

A instrument that died but came back to earth somehow

Da saxophone is loud

by ShimYeong December 24, 2020

waxin the saxophone

another term for jerkin off

josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!

by staysingle4life January 25, 2022