by SirBlameson December 4, 2021

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.
The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
by zz no face March 15, 2025

by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021

by Whdjxhcsncdljfdmfnemu December 7, 2018

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.
by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019


josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!
by staysingle4life January 25, 2022
