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Saxophoning

Making Love with an Instrument, specifically one with in Brass division.
by SirBlameson December 4, 2021
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saxophone

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"
by zz no face March 15, 2025
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falto-saxophone

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!
by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021
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Saxophone solo

My Girfriend asked if she could practice her saxophone solo with me
by Whdjxhcsncdljfdmfnemu December 7, 2018
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Saxophone

One of the worst instruments ever created, only people who think careless whisper is a slow dance song like this instrument. People who like this instrument have a 100% chance of dying alone.
Person 1: did you here that Jerry plays saxophone?
Person 2: yeah I knew he was stupid.
by Bubble-boy-33 February 15, 2019
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Saxophone

A instrument that died but came back to earth somehow
Da saxophone is loud
by ShimYeong December 24, 2020
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waxin the saxophone

josh: hey bro what did you do last night
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!
by staysingle4life January 25, 2022
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