Saokiyy

that chaotic friend u can vibe with who sings "LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA" out of nowhere, is basically dead 24/7 too.

"Saokiyy says LALALALA"

by SophBigBrainz May 16, 2022

Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 23, 2014

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

Stroking The Strombolie

Slapping the Salamie, Choking the Chicken, Stroking the Stombolie, Waxing the Weasel, Jerkin the Girkin, Spankin the Beefstick, Jacking the Jimmy Dean, Wacking the One Eyed Wonder Worm.

I walked in on Johnny watching Midget Porn and caught him Stroking the Strombolie!

by longstroke March 14, 2011

strokin

1:masturbating, playing with ones genitals 2: sucking dick

I'll call you later, im strokin

Get to strokin bitch.

by yo mommma fo sho EBONY April 28, 2006

Sarking

To be exceptionally self-centered, demanding, and deluded. This is usually accompanied by signs of impatience, an inability to understand others, and ultimately, violence. For an example, see the overall attitude of creativity guru SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy).

I shoved that little waitress because she wouldn't let me order off the menu -- maybe I need to stop sarking.

by sirenflyer May 13, 2009

stroking the doodle

A man or woman home alone petting a small dog while creeping on Facebook, usually pretending the soft dog is the person they are looking at.

Damn dude I can't get Huggy out the house anymore he's always stroking the doodle

by BeaverJackSipper January 16, 2011