Sarcastiscending

Sarcastic and condescending

Ryan: "Ashley why are you being sarastiscending all the time?"

Ashley: "Sarcastiscending. Cause that's a word. Good job Ryan. "
Ryan: "...."

by rwcurtsinger November 6, 2017

sarcasticking

Being sarcastic, but cooler sounding

"gee, thanks"
"your welcome"
"I was sarcasticking"

by harvey lee oswald March 9, 2008

Sarcasti-chat

Having an online chat with someone that would be considered rude, nasty or mean if it were in person or overheard by strangers or the people who are being spoken about, but the buffer of being online softens it. Frequently bitchy, catty or petty, it is nevertheless entertaining as hell to the participants, who wonder why they are never this funny when they are in the same room.

"I wonder if their ears are burning? I just got done having a particularly good sarcasti-chat with Carlo on Facebook, where we trashed everyone we knew. I haven't laughed that much in ages. I'm TERRIBLE."

by Jonno333 April 27, 2012

sarcastic arrogance

when your self esteem is super low, but you still constantly compliment yourself

Sam: Man I'm so sexy.
Britney: You don't think that.
Sam: You're right, I'm just sarcastically arrogant.
(congrats u just learned about sarcastic arrogance)

by Firefly_The_Pigeon March 2, 2014

sarcasimistic

An adjective used to describe how someone says something, eg 'That was a sarcasimistic comment'. It is generally used by very intelligent people who need something more than sarcasm, sarcastic and all the other sarcas- words. These people should be treated with respect and worshipped.

'Wow, that was a really sarcasimistic comment'

by Mr +180 IQ December 8, 2014

Sarcasticator

A person of high intelligence and quick wit. Able to leap tall idiots in a single bound.

A smartass extraordinaire.

Obviously, very handsome man or beautiful woman.

*In response to a sarcastic comment

My, my, you are quite the sarcasticator!

by ILikeMyYolksRunny April 19, 2016

sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.

That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.

by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016