Oral Sandstorm

When your giving somebody a blowjob and then thanos snaps his fingers, making the recipient turn to ash and therefore a sandstorm like feeling in your mouth

yeah i totally got an oral sandstorm last night

by Bruh.jpeg March 19, 2019

Sacramento Sandstorm

An event taking place after a bukkake session in which the male participants throw handfuls of sand upon the receiver of the bukkake.

Hahaha me and a bunch of dudes just gave this girl a Sacramento Sandstorm and now she's covered in sand!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Darude sandstorm

Someone who is an asshole that ruins your day and makes you feel misreble for the rest of your life.

Guy 1 : hey did you see that new kid

Guy 2 : yeah he is so annoying

Guy 1 : I think he is a " darude sandstorm "

by Zflinger July 25, 2016

Tokyo Sandstorm

Made famous on Conan O'brien's show "Conan", the tokyo sandstorm is a sex act in which the male partner eats 5 weedwhacker sushi rolls, digests for 35 minutes, and then dispenses anywhere from 3-5 gas blasts on the woman partners face. Then, any position is acceptable to end the sex act.

Good god, Cindy. He said he wanted to do the tokyo sandstorm, but I had no idea it would be so grotesque. I passed out.

by Charles McCrackin November 11, 2010

Kentucky Sandstorm

A Kentucky Sandstorm occurs when a blowjob is given while the blower's mouth is full of sand.

Dude, she totally gave me the Kentucky Sandstorm last night.

by Crappersled April 15, 2009

egyptian sandstorm

The sexual act of defecating into an industrial fan whilst someone stands behind being covered in a sandstorm of poo particles

She decided to take it one step further and Egyptian sandstormed him as he stood there stark naked

by devineintrvntin October 21, 2013

Anal Sandstorm

When two partners are engaging in anal on the beach and the pitcher pulls out, dips his skin flute in the sand and then reinserts. Essentially a Screaming Seagull but anally.

Brent: Dude, what was that screaming last night?

Anne: Chas and I were going at it on the beach and that asshole gave me an Anal Sandstorm. What a dick.

by The Real Chas August 4, 2018