samsung sam

hottest things on earth
1. samsung sam (69420° C)
2. earth's core (5200° C)

OMG SO HOT OMG

I COOM HELP *cooms* 😫😫😫

AGHH FACK

samsung sam so hot wtf 😳😳

by sassyboka June 3, 2021

Samsung

Possibly the worst phone brand known to the existence of mankind

Idiot: Dude, my phone won't load, the camera is broken, my messages delete and i can't get any good apps

Guy: Sounds like you have a samsung

by ihatemysamsung August 19, 2012

Samsung Smart Fridge

The Better version of sapnap/sapitus napitus/spap npap on the Dream SMP

Yo, did you see the thing Samsung Smart Fridge on the dream SMP

by rly907 December 2, 2020

Samsung

Shit washing machines that can fucking explode I'm your home

I've got a Samsung washing machine

by Wanker16 January 1, 2018

Samsung Gravity 2

N. A shity cell phone offered exclusively for T-Mobile. Its the worst phone since the motorola RAZR. It's also available in purple for blonde girls...Purple tends to amuse them.

Heyy you wanna look at my shity new Samsung Gravity 2?
Hell yea! yu wanna see my motorola Razr

I think Leni has a Motorola DROID his phone is a boss.
I wish i had Leni's phone.

by AbingonGhosts March 13, 2011

Samsung

A company that wishes they were better than Apple, but comes in second place every time. Waste of time, and space.

Son: "Well I better take the trash out."
Father: "Oh ok, I'll grab the charger."
Son: "For what?"
Father: "The Samsung phone of course!"

by Appleisbetter March 3, 2017

Samsung

A shit phone company that sells bombs disguised as phones.

Person 1 : *takes out Samsung phone*
Person2 : OH SHIT HE HAS A SAMSUNG RUN
*Everyone runs*
Person 1 : *drops phone out of shock*
Samsung phone : 💥B💥O💥O💥M💥
Person 1 : *dead*

by Status_light.blue. August 15, 2019