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Apple Syndrom

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This often occurs with any Applebee's employee that shows the slightest interest in becoming a manager. The GM will encourage you to work as many hours as humanly possible and switch you from server, to expo, to bartender, to fry cook, broil, and mid cook, and every other position within a matter of weeks. Symptoms of this sickness includes but is not limited to; referring everyone as an "applebot", calling the store your "apple family", doing "call backs" when a family member asks you for something (example: family--"Just to let you know, dinner will be ready in 10minutes" you--"I hear you ten minutes"), correcting your spouse or childrens mistake by saying "That's not spec!", placing your fork/spoon on your plate so the handle points at 5 o'clock.
"My wife came down with Apple Syndrom the other day, she spent all night squeeging the deck off after it rained..."
by Current Emp October 12, 2008
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Rocket Ass Syndrom

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Rare but Freaky. Symptoms include: extreme halucinations of alien abduction, localized earthquakes of approximately 8.2 on the richtor scale which shake your whole house, ending in severe anal bleeding and aperant telaportation -- in which the subject/victim falls asleep somewhere (say, in bed) and wakes up inexplicably somewhere completely different (like on the front lawn or in another state) Usually, the subject/victim has no credibility and can not prove the event, but is, none the less, very traumatized. Example: See TV's House. Season 3. Episode 4.
Person 1:
"Dude you were WASTED yesterday, what happened?"

Person 2:
"I don't even wana talk about it. I woke up in the bathroom at Arby's"

Person 1:
"What the hell?...we didn't even go to Arby's last night!"

Person 2:
"I know... and my ass and gus are KILLIN me"

Person 1:
"Rocket ass syndrom...happens to me all the time!"
by mrkompressor June 5, 2008
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Only Child Syndrom

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A syndrom, mostly found in only children, where they talk to themselves, which is quite hularious to watch, they are perfectly normal, but they talk to themselves because being an only child, they had to intertain themselves because there ws no one else around to intertain them; in some rare cases this is found in people who are not an only child
Friend 1: Did ya see my new car its sweet!
Friend 2: Ya! its so awesome! I call shotgun!
Friend with Only Child Syndrom who wasnt paying any attention and has come to talking to himself: I think my mom wanted me to pick up some milk at the grocerystore hmm maybe I'll go pick some up later...
by SSE June 11, 2006
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Vanderson Syndrom is when you think you're better than everyone else because you play guitar, have long hair, like Nascar, always in a grumpy mood and have private parties no one is allowed to.
Person 1--Hey man! Kern has been acting so dumb lately!

Person 2-- Yeah dood, he must have Vanderson Syndrom, dumb long hair having hillbilly!!
by Lee Lemon April 14, 2010
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Any medical condition that can be attributed to poor diet and/or lack of exercise.
Well it looks like Carl's American Syndrom caught up with him and he suffered a heart attack. To many of those KFC Taco Burgers. Also the fact that it was Shark Week does not help either.
by killtheskythetruthisadlibid October 5, 2012
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Rygin King Syndrom

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A growing psychological effect on all the listeners of this specific artist you the listener will then proceed to continuously mispronounce words not by force but willingly even the simplest of words you will fuck up your sentences will be grammatically incorrect and will now need to rely heavily on the use of an auto correct to correct the simplest of words
Rygin king syndrome:-Dawg me stood fast I'm focused in my headucation

Never know say she did a cheap on me
by Alkaline andBleach May 1, 2019
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Peter Pan Syndrom

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The condition in which A Child is traumatized, forcing them into a state of being a :Grown- Up : IN A child's body

Also in Which that child gets left behind inside the grown ups self, and comes back to return later in life.

This condition states fully and Awarely that you Are indeed A child NO matter of age, and age may turn and turn again.
by tired fucking pie July 31, 2019
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